All I got for Christmas was Flu
To the tune of Mariah Carey’s, slightly nauseous, ”All I want for Christmas is you”
A one, two, three, four …….
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Counting out the Beachams powders,
stocking up on Nurofen.
I’m a mass of aches and pains,
my sinuses are filled with phlegm.
I just want to stay at home,
cough and sneeze and grunt and groan.
Santa, I hate you,
cos’ all I got for Christmas was flu…. Ooooohhhh.
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